No leases. No nonsense. No monkey business.
Let’s cut to the chase: the telecoms world is full of sharks. From five-year leases on handsets that cost more than your car (which you never own), to mobile contracts full of sneaky clauses and “unlimited” plans that are anything but — it’s a mess.
At Smart Chimp, we don’t play those games.
We don’t do leases. We don’t do shady deals. And we certainly don’t vanish once you’ve signed on the dotted line. We believe in doing things properly — and keeping customers so happy they actually want to stay. Wild concept, right?
☎️ Fixed Telephony / VOIP
We provide rock-solid VOIP systems backed by major UK carriers, hosted in proper UK data centres — not in some broom cupboard on a dodgy industrial estate where Sandra the cleaner might unplug the whole thing by accident.
You get resilient, reliable, modern telephony — without the long contracts or equipment you don’t even own.
We:
- Personally install your handsets
- Train your staff
- And provide personal support from humans who know your name and your site
Got a fault? We’ll be out in a jiffy. No drama. No delay.
📱 Mobile Telephony
We work with all the big UK networks, so you get coverage that works where you do — and plans that match how you actually use your phones. Need shared data? Roaming? Multi-network SIMs? Done.
We offer flexible contract terms (not handcuffs), SIM-only or handset-inclusive deals, and even supply and install 4G/5G broadband routers for those hard-to-reach sites. Great for remote offices, temporary setups, or when the local broadband just can’t hack it.
💻 You’re in control
We give you full control through our online customer portal:
- View real-time call and data spend
- Do your own SIM swaps, bars and unbars
- Or just call us and we’ll sort it quickly, no faff
We also proactively monitor overspend — yes, real humans watching your usage — so we can flag anything odd before you get stung by a nasty bill.